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“‘How can he be ill? What’s his condition?’ gasped the mother‑in‑law. ‘He’s just asleep. It’s only a low fever, everything’s fine – winter’s here.’ ‘It’s not just winter! It’s your line of work that brings all that home from the shop! How many times must I tell you to change jobs?’
Hows he feeling? Whats his condition? gasped the motherinlaw, peering over her tea. Hes still in bed.
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– Why aren’t you opening the door? – I don’t want to, and I won’t. Guests must give notice of their visits and stop rummaging through drawers, the fridge, and cupboards. – You mean you won’t? That’s my mother! She’s come to see me! – Fine, welcome her—just not in my house.
April142026 Dear Diary, This morning Victor Hart thats me knocked on the flats door and shouted, Why
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– Seriously? We’ve been married ten years! A lover? I’m perfectly happy with you!
June 8, 2026 Dear Diary, Ten years of marriage and suddenly my wife, Emma, turns on me with accusations
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“‘What kind of rascals have been here?’ Lily snapped, ‘Call your relatives and have them come to set things straight—I won’t be cleaning up after them. I’m already exhausted from constantly washing the sheets after your friends, who’ve been crashing at our cottage.’
Who on earth has been rummaging around here? Call your family, get them over to sort this mess out, I
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— You only tell dill from parsley by the shop tags! And you’ve only ever seen berries in jam! — complained the offended neighbour.
You cant tell coriander from parsley unless you read the tag in the shop! And youve only ever tasted
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— Why won’t you open the door? — I won’t, and I won’t. Guests should announce their visits and not rummage through the pantry, fridge or closets. — You mean you won’t? That’s my mother! She’s come to see me! — Then welcome her—just not in my house.
Why arent you opening the door? I dont want to, and I wont. Guests should give a headsup before they
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July 7th! This can’t be! Pure coincidence… and the name Andrew.
July7th! No way that could be a coincidence. And the name Andrew Same first name, different surname and
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– What rascals have been here? Call your relatives to sort it out, Lily snapped. – I won’t clean up after them; I’m already washing the sheets after your friends, who’ve even stayed overnight at our cottage.
Who on earth has been rambling around our cottage? I complained, my voice sharp as a cutthroat razor.
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Helen never thought of asking Serge to move in with her. Dating is one thing, living together is quite another. On Saturday, Helen waited for Serge on their regular walk. She opened the door and gasped—he stood there with two huge suitcases.
April 12 Its strange how the idea of moving in together never crossed my mind until it was thrust upon me.
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